10 Terrifying Vintage Hellmann's Recipes (2024)

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When it comes to mayonnaise, people have strong feelings. Some of you can't stomach the mere thought of it and others of you love it so much you even add it to your PB&J. (This is not okay, by the way.) Regardless of where you stand on the mayonnaise issue, we're sure that when it comes to the Hellmann's mayonnaise vintage recipes, everyone -- mayo lovers and haters alike -- can agree that they're an assault to all that is good and right about food, if not the world in general.

Lucky for the planet, most of these vintage recipes died out with the close of the decades that produced them. (We're not sure we would want to live in a world where cranberry candle salads made with mayonnaise was a normal thing to order off a menu.) And lucky for Hellmann's, the company has stopped trying to be a culinary game changer -- and have quit trying to convince us to eat mayonnaise with our fruit -- because we're not sure the world would have supported it much longer. Behold, the worst vintage recipes ever made.

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Skippy & Hellmann's

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There are some seriously questionable sandwich ideas here, because of course, they all combine peanut butter with mayo. But the "double crunch" sandwich, with bacon and pickles, has really got our stomachs turning.

2

Hellmann's Cake

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Watch out people! Hellmann's has made its way into our beloved chocolate cake.

3

Hellmann's Treasure Chest Salad

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This fruit salad isn't like any other fruit salad out there. First of all, it's served in a "treasure chest" made out of pineapple (which is impressive for sure). Second of all, the last step of the recipe asks that you "gild the salad with Hellmann's" which is not so impressive. All we want to know is WHY? Who out there really thinks that mayonnaise has any business getting together with fruit.

4

Cranberry Candle Salad

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Yes, this edible salad is also a candle. Hellmann's has really upped the ante.

5

Cranberry Surprise

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Hellmann's, just stay away from the cranberries already!

6

Party Potato Salad

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We've shared this one with you before, but it's such a sight we had to share it again.

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7

Monterey Souffle Salad

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ACK, this salad's looking at you!

8

Mayonnaise Biscuits

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Skip the butter, add the mayonnaise. In what planet does that sound like a good idea?

9

Treasure-Basket Salad

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We've seen the treasure chest salad, now make way for the treasure-basket salad. The treasure inside this salad is a daring combination of cottage cheese and mayonnaise.

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Mayonnaise On Burgers

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We've got nothing against mayonnaise on a burger, but here are about seven ways that mayonnaise can ruin one.

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FAQs

Why did Hellman's change their name? ›

Instead, you might find an extremely similar-looking jar labeled Best Foods. This is because, in 1927, the California company that would eventually become Best Foods acquired the Hellmann's brand. However, the company continued to sell under both brand names, with Best Foods in the west and Hellmann's in the east.

Are Hellmann's and Best Foods the same recipe? ›

When Best Foods acquired the Hellmann's brand, it decided to keep the respective recipes for both mayonnaises. However, at least as recently as June 2003, the recipes were almost identical. From the company's FAQs at the time: "The products are basically the same.

Did Hellman's change their jars? ›

What do our 100% PCR jars look like? Our Hellmann's plastic packaging will have a slightly darker tint compared to the previous packaging. We will also have new wrapper artwork reinforcing our commitment to using recycled plastic.

What ingredient is Hellmann's? ›

NUTRITION. Canola oil, water, liquid whole egg, vinegar, liquid yolk, salt, sugar, spices, concentrated lemon juice and calcium disodium edta (maintains flavour).

Did Hellmans change their name? ›

Because Hellmann's had such a devoted following, the owners decided to keep both brand names.

Is Hellmans made in China? ›

Our mayonnaise is produced in Europe and as the Lion approval scheme is a British scheme and our eggs come from Europe they don't have the British Lion stamp on them. The British Lion mark is a recognised symbol of food safety, implemented to reduce the presence of salmonella.

Does China own Hellmann's mayonnaise in the USA? ›

Unilever acquired the Hellmann's and Best Foods brands in 2000 and they remain members of the Unilever family today!

Is Blue Plate mayo owned by China? ›

Blue Plate Mayonnaise is a brand of mayonnaise owned by Reily Foods Company, headquartered in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Is Dukes or Hellman's better? ›

Duke's is tarter, with a more distinctive, almost vinegary, smell. Hellmann's is more neutral. That said, though, someone will immediately claim to prefer the “saltier, more citric” taste of Hellmann's. Or point out that Duke's contains no sugar.

Are Duke's mayo and Hellman's the same? ›

Dukes has cider vinegar and more eggs. It is richer and does have a bit more of a tang.

Did Best Foods buy Hellmann's? ›

Unilever acquired the Hellmann's and Best Foods brands in 2000 and they remain members of the Unilever family today!

Why is Hellman's mayo so expensive? ›

Mayonnaise. The wholesale price of mayonnaise and other salad dressings rose 33% since 2020. The reasons for at least some of that: a record spike in egg prices due to bird flu wiping out flocks of egg-laying hens in recent years and insatiable consumer demand for the cheap protein.

What mayo does Jimmy John's use? ›

Our condiments are made using premium ingredients, including our own Jimmy Mustard®, Hellmann's® mayo, Grey Poupon® Dijon mustard and StarKist® tuna!

Is Miracle Whip real mayonnaise? ›

Mayonnaise is made of oil, eggs, and vinegar (or lemon juice). Miracle Whip has the same basic ingredients but with less oil, and the addition of water, sugar, and spices like mustard, paprika, and garlic. Even with these additions, Miracle Whip has almost half the calories of mayo and half the fat.

What's the difference between Hellmann's and Burmans? ›

For both brands, the ingredients are almost the same. The only major differences are that Hellmann's is made with cage-free eggs and has 10 fewer calories per 1 tablespoon serving. Burman's may also include a few more spices such as paprika but flavor and texture-wise, they are quite similar.

Which came first, Hellmann's or Best Foods? ›

In California, Postum Foods had introduced their own mayo known as Best Foods Mayonnaise. The two brands were brought under the same company in 1927 when Postum Foods bought the Hellmann's brand, both products still to maintain their own recipes and brands.

Is Hellman's the same as Miracle Whip? ›

The sugar used to make Miracle Whip accounts for why it tastes noticeably sweeter than regular mayonnaise. Some store-bought mayonnaise, such as Hellmann's, contains sugar in its ingredient list, but not enough to detect a sweet taste like Miracle Whip.

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